The Truth Is Out There
After years of speculation, Elon Musk has finally let the cat out of the bag. In a cryptic tweet with the simple word "True" and a mysterious link, the Tesla CEO confirmed a conspiracy theory that has been occupying internet forums for years.
Insiders report that Musk is actually referring to a secret factory on Mars where little green men assemble Tesla vehicles under the supervision of Artificial Intelligence. "It was just about reducing production costs," quotes an anonymous source Musk.
Critics accuse the billionaire of merely trying to distract from the actual problems in earthly production with his confirmation. But fans celebrate him as a visionary who breaks the boundaries of the possible. "If aliens build our cars, aren't they also our customers?", asks an enthusiastic Twitter user.
NASA immediately denied any knowledge of extraterrestrial car production. "We have more important things to do than watch aliens screw around," said a spokesman. Whether Musk is heralding the next phase of his Mars mission or simply landing a viral marketing gag remains to be seen.
