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Elon Musk: No Voter ID = Voter Fraud

Elon Musk: No Voter ID = Voter Fraud

When Costco could vote

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No voter ID, especially when combined with mail-in ballots, means the system is engineered to make fraud impossible to prove.Everyone knows that you can barely get through your week without showing ID for the most banal activities, like shopping at Costco.The only reason to ban ID is to hide massive voter fraud.Katie Miller (@KatieMiller)The reality is there's mass amounts of cheating in our elections. Just because there's an engineered lack of data, does not mean there isn't data to the contrary. The new CBS/YouGov poll shows that 80% of Americans support Voter ID including 80% of black Americans & 77% of Hispanic Americans. Yet why is it that Congress seems so intractable to wanting to pass a such a popular policy? VideoΒ  β€”Β  https://x.com/KatieMiller/status/2034948660086153699

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The Costco Conspiracy

Elon Musk has made a shocking discovery: if you don't need ID to shop at Costco, then democracy doesn't work properly either. The Tesla CEO argues that the everyday necessity of showing ID for banal activities like buying a 24-pack of toilet paper should also be mandatory for voting.

His thesis: without voter ID, voter fraud is not only possible but inevitable. "Everyone knows you can't even get a Costco membership without ID," Musk tweeted, shaking up the political landscape. The logic is unassailable - if you need ID to buy 50 rolls of toilet paper, then you must need it to elect the most powerful man in the world.

Critics point out that this argument has some logical gaps. It remains unclear why the necessity of an ID for buying bulk food items should automatically be transferred to voting practices. But Musk is undeterred and calls for a "Costco model" for democracy.

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